YES,
I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
I'm the life of the party........ even if it
lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... with a
hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm
smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm
sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm
wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm beginning to
realize that aging is not for wimps.
Yes,
I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my
life!
Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't
send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!
Spread
the laughter,
Share
the cheer!
Let's
be happy
while
we're here.
